Joke 5

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Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha
mujhse pyar karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya.
9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha
mujhe kiss karogi..
.
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Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya..
.
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Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki dua
karne lagi..
.
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3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya..
.
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Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi"
.
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Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola
Pappu:"
Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye
"Main sareef banda hu ye galat kaam hargiz nahi karunga..

Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota.

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