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Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HAI.. . . Jaise: "Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane Ka, . Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane ka, . Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka, . Library me books par pen chalane ka, . apne frnd ko baar baar uske lover k samne chidane ka, . . . Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka, . Or . phir in palo ko yaad kar aaj bhi muskurane ka..

Joke 14

Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhna chor diya... Wah Wah.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhna chor diya... . . CID KA ACP tha toilet me.. . Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..

Joke 13

Kya aapki life bahut boring hai? aap boriyat feel kar rahe hai???? . . . Agar haan . . . Toh type kijiye I love (aapke lover ka name) and send it to . . . . . . . ur dad's number Kasam se life mein hungama mach jaega  

Joke 13

Strange But True. . . Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag Naam HAI.. . . Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.. . . . "Abe Kaminey" Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai...

Super Joke

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo… . Boy:- Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u . Girl: - What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To. . . . . . Boy: - Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..  

Cute....

Ek joker ne logo ko 1 joke sunaya to sub log bahot hase, . . Usne wahi joke dobara sunaya to kam log hase.. . . us ne wahi joke fir se sunaya to koi bhi nahi hasa . . . . To phir usne 1 bohat pyari baat boli:" Agar aap 1 khushi ko le kar baar baar nahi khush ho sakte to phir.. ek GHAM ko le kar baar baar rote kyu ho.. ?

Joke 11

Phool wala: Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye le jayiye Admi: meri koi girl frnd nhn Phol wala: phr apni mengatar k lia le jyen Admi: meri koi mengatar bi nhn Phol wala: phr apni biwi k lia le jyen Admi: meri koi biwi b nhn Phol wala: Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja…!

Joke 10

Pakistani: Tera Birthday kab hai Indian: Next week, Why? Pakistani: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath Kiss krte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu. Indian: Tera Birthday kab hai? Pakistani: Next month, Why? Indian: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taaki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai..

papu Jokes....

Aug 25 · Pappu Jab Chhota Tha, Tabhi Se Vo Kuch Jyada Hi Smart Aur Chalaak Tha Jab Vo Nursery Class Mein Thha To Vo Ek Ladki Ko Kiss Kar Rahe Tha, Achanak Se Madam Aa Gayi, Madam Gusse Se Boli: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?” Pappu: “Mam, Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi Wahi Main Wapis Le Raha Tha“

Think....

Agar koi female make-up karke saj-dhaj ke.. new dress pehen ke.. Shaadi ya Party ya Kisi Function Me Ja Rahi Ho.. . . . . Toh samajh lo.. . . . . . . NEXT DAY.. USKA PROFILE PIC. ZAROOR CHANGE HO JAYEGAA ! !

Joke 9

Ek admi chabi se apna Kaan khuja raha tha.. . . . . Pappu usse dekh raha tha... . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuch dair k baad pappu bola: Bhai sahab agar ap start nhi ho rahay ho toh dhakka lagaun

Joke 9

Kon kehta he, sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota he... . . . . kambakht... . . . . . . . . . . darvaze me ungli aa jaye to bhi jan nikal jati he..

Joke 8

Kon kehta he, sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota he... . . . . kambakht... . . . . . . . . . . darvaze me ungli aa jaye to bhi jan nikal jati he..

Joke 7

Innovative India: An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?" Child replied: Ghar pe 11, School me 12, Bus me 10, Train me 7 & Facebook pe 18...!!!

Joke 6

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha rahe the, Namak kam laga. 1 bola Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega. Sab baithe rahe. Na koi bola, na khaya, 3 din aise hi guzar gye, teeno behosh ho gye. Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain. Jab pehle wale ko jalane lage to wo bola: Oye main zinda hu. Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa..."

Joke 5

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.. . 13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar karogi.. . Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya. 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss karogi.. . . Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya.. . . Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki dua karne lagi.. . . 3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya.. . . Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi" . . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola Pappu:" Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat kaam hargiz nahi karunga.. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota.

Joke 4

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kahaa Gya. Essay me usne Likha: Ek Garib Parivar tha, . Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche Garib. . Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..! . Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..! . Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tooti Car me School Chhod K Aata tha..! x) . Bachon K paas Purane Samsung S3 Mobile the..! . Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..! . Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..! . Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha.

Heart Touching....

Wo bhi kiya din the; 'MUMMY' ki goad, aur 'PAPA' k kandhe, Na padhai ki soch, Na life k funde, Na kal ki chinta, Na future k sapne, Ab kal ki hai fikar, Aur adhure hai sapne, Mud kar dekha to, bahut door hai apne, Manzilo ko dhundte hum kaha kho gaye, Kyun hum itne bade ho gaye..

Joke 3

Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha. . Ek gunge, bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya. Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kal aake le jaoonga". . Dusre din gaya. Maal vahan nahin tha. Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta mano wo kuch nahin janta. . Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha. . Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan hai bata de nahin to shoot kar dunga." . Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola . "Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske niche."Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya. Usne Dost se puchha "Kya bolta hai ?? . Dost: "Bolta hai goli marde. Main nahin bataunga.. Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE thok Do Baki log dobara padho

Joke 2

Ek Kanjoos Ke Ghar Mehmaan Aaye Hue The.. . Kanjoos: Thanda Pioge Ya Garam...!! ?? . Mehmaan : Thanda...!!! . Kanjoos : Juice Ya Coldrink...!! ?? . Mehmaan : Coldrink...!! . Kanjoos : Bottle Mein Pioge Ya Glass Mein...!! ?? . Mehmaan: Glass Mein...!!! . Kanjoos : Simple glass Mein Ya Design Wala...!! ?? . Mehmaan: Design Wala...!!! . Kanjoos: Lines Wala Ya Flowers Wala...!! ?? . Mehmaan: Flowers Wala...!!! . Kanjoos : Gulaab Wala Ya Chameli Wala...!! ?? . Mehmaan : Chameli Wala...!! . . . . . . . Kanjoos : Sorry Yaar Hamare Ghar Mein Aisa Glass Nahi Hai....!!

True Love

Boy : I Love you.. Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love me..? Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....? Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai.. Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.. Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!

Joke 1

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Pappu Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.. . . Uske Paas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Le kar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soup Mangaya Aur Usme Cockroach Daal Diya, . . Aur Jor jor Se Chillane Laga, ”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho ”Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya.. . . . Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, AurJab Usne poora Khana khaneKe Baad Soup Order Kiya, . . . . To Reply Mila Ki Soup Khatam Ho Gaya hai.

HOW TO CHAT WITH FACEBOOK FRIENDS ON OPERAMINI.

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HOW TO CHAT WITH FACEBOOK FRIENDS ON OPERAMINI. Chatting on facebook with  Mobile Phone  has never been easier. With the introduction of Facebook's Buddylist,you can easily get in touch with your pals without going through a whole lot of stress. In this tutorial,I'll be giving you a quick tip on how you can chat with your Facebook buddys using Opera-mini. All you need do is Copy-Paste the URL address below into your  Opera's address bar to see your online friends live. Here's The Link... https://touch.facebook.com/buddylist.php Note,this doesn't work on other browsers such as UCbrowser,QQbrowser etc Only  OperaMini  [Any version.] If you require any further information,please do let us know by  leaving a comment behind.

Take Screenshot with JAVA phone

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HOW TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS ON JAVA PHONES. Some days back,I gave a tutorial on   how you can take screenshots  of anything displaying on your mobile using a small but powerful application called “screenshot”. Like I mentioned in that post,this software can only work for symbian s60 users.But hey,why should Java users be left out?!!!. So today,I will be sharing with us another trick with which you can take screenshots on Java phones. In this tutorial,we will be making use of this popular and one the world's most used mobile browser   | OPERAMINI. |   Yeah,that's right!!you can take screenshots using operamini.Though,not all operas take screenshot,this version does. OPERAMINI WITH SCREENSHOT. For the benefit of this tutorial,it would be better if you had a better understanding of this operamini [Opera mini Mod 4.21 beta9HandlerUI] Features of Operamini4.21beta9UI Application was modded by   YKhandler Cheat enabled->If you have a cheat you want to use,you...

Facebook font changer

.::Text Font Changer By Anand::. Fb stylish Font Enter Text : Write Your Text Here! (Anand Raj) Convert Text! Outputs : 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. » HOME » Go Back Copyright © 2014 Anand Raj All Rights Reserved

Protect Your ID from Being Hacked

Protect Your ID from Being Hacked - Tips to secure ur fb id from being hacked :- 1) – Enable HTTPS ? When you bookmark the URL for Facebook or any of your other social networks, be sure to use HTTPSinstead of HTTP. This encrypts your communications.In fact, you will have to temporarily disable this feature any time you give access to a new application.That alone should give you confidence that you have achieved a greater level of protection. 2) – Disable Online Chat ? All of us have witnessed Facebook scams, with the most common being the infamous chat message …“I’m in the US and have been mugged – please send money so I can get back home.”While I have no technical basis for this, it stands to reason that the hackers get in through the chatservice. Every time I have noticed bogus comments allegedly made by me to my Facebook friends, it isbecause I had previously used the online chat.To disable chat just click on the little wheel in the right sidebar and take yourself offl...

Photo Verify Trick

Photo Verify Trick - Latest Photo Verify Trick - => Step 1 Go to Google images search => Step 2 Type facebook "name of 1st friend" copy and paste from blocked account => Step 3 Search , you will see the picture of the 1st friend in the 1st 3 results => Step 4 If you didn't identify the picture, repeat the same => Step 5 If you didn't identify the friend.simply skip the picture and you will get another one (always you have 2 skips/picture) => Step 6 After you identify the 5 pictures facebook will ask you to change your password and email password => Step 7 Change your facebook account password and confirm that you change your email password (even you don't) => Step 8 Now every thing is OK Enjoy ....!!!!

Change Page Name After 200 likes (2014)

Page name Change Trick - HOW TO CHANGE FACEBOOK PAGE NAME AFTER 200+ LIKES. ---- *.Firstly you have to install Firefox Add-ons your browser to install Click here https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/anonymox/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4935200462 *.For other Browsers Add any US server proxies in your Browsers IP address settings. *.For Firefox users after installing add-ons. New Icon will appear on your browser simply click on them and mark as Active. *.After activating Add-ons, Log In your Facebook account *.Then Open that page whose name you want to change. Go to Admin Panel >> Edit Page >> Update Page Info. *.Now in Catagory Option change them into local business. *.After changing catagoriy click on Edit Page Name Button. *.Then you will see the option of Request to Change Name. *.Click on that option and new form will appears about Change Name Request. *.Tick the button for accepting the page guidelines of Facebook. ...

Change Any Website's Language

Open any website In any language - GO TO: https://www.Translate.goo gle.com Enter Website Name And Select Language In Which You Want.... Now Site Will Open In Language You Want Enjoy ....!!!!

ID name change after limit

ID name change after limit - Id name change after limit :- -u need govt. Id of that profile..... -make sure that profile pic and photo in id proof are same - go to this link, fill up the form and upload govt. Id https://www.facebook.com/help/contact/245617802141709 Enjoy ....!!!!

Autolike On Page Or Post

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Autolike on Page and Post trick - < Autolike page & post like tricks > -------1. Open this site http:// m.official-liker.net/ 2. Click here  3 .Step 1. Pe click karke apps install karo.. Jab success aa jaye tab wapis back 4.step 2. Pe Click karna success likha hoga Blue word me jab open ho jaye tab page url copy karna 5. Page url me esa link hoga http://www.facebook.com/connect/login_success.html#access_token= [CAACIS9ZC8nioBAAAPn729pMDOIoUfPzCbozq1J0U2YpnYZCBQsPcQgU6tBNd7j7o92 OXuZCBliiGP4JHicwRM67Pc07yFhXyFHMQHJKyv1LNuKN RsuxuniQ2ZA9UEld7bMTOpfvaDRfwPh81BqdmUZCovwmonlx8LZBZAASmGCP0aQbn3 k8Vb9y] &expires_in=0 6. CAAA se le kar &expire se pehle jo brekit me btaya hai utna copy karna baki aage piche ka sab remove nd isko token kehte hai.. 7. Wapis back aana yha token submit karna 8. submit k baad jo page open hoga usme likha hoga [oficial liker][Oficial cmnt ] jo cahiye click karna  9. Post i.d or page code Enter karna 2 Bar Auto li...

Single Name Via Mobile

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Single name trick from mobile - ( ONLY JAVA PHONES ) STEPS :- 1) Open the id which u want to create single name . 2) Now go to UC BROWSER SETTINGS > NETWORK > PORT. 3) Enable the Port Option. 4) Now put this 219.83.100.195:8080 in the port. 5) now in down there will be a box for inserting DOMAIN. 6) Insert m.facebook.com in domain box n then SAVE the whole settings. 7) now go back to ur fb id.fb will now run slowly.! 8 ) go to acc. settings.9) Change Language To BAHASA INDONESIA . 10) Now Go to Name change, remove the last name & SAVE it.! 11) Its DONE NOW!U will have ur First name only.! 12) Aftr all these, remove the proxy n change the laguage back to English(US). Enjoy ....!!!!